Diamonds are a Girls best friend……..and a Husbands worst enemy……as I found out today! No sparkles for you my dear, I spent it on advertising! Onward to Chapter 6 Tenant occupied, one of the most dreaded words in Real Estate. Having a tenant in one of your Sale listings is like having 10 kids in your home …
First things first; there is a suitcase in my hallway and a FedEx air bill attached to it which can only mean one thing!!!!!! Yep it’s that time of year and the “MIL” is northward bound….oh happy days! Chapter 5 After doing my job, I was out of homes to show and decided to take …
Sorry for not writing Chapter 4 sooner but I’ve been a little busy with my real job; Real Estate. “What Jav, your not a writer?” You have GOT to be kidding, have you read my stuff…..painful. Between the grammar, mis spelling and general ramblings, I’m lucky Blogger has not cancelled my account. But as to …
First, Greatest Real Estate Story Ever is now titled “GRESE”. Why? Because I’m a really slow typer (which isn’t even a word). Again why? Look I grew up in the 70’s, when Dude’s did not type…we went to Shop class and built stuff, Girls went to Home EC….and burnt stuff…….ah the good old days…. Which …
First, Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving and here is chapter 2! Recap; A Dame, a tear and a story….. I handed her my hankie and asked her “why the tears sweetheart?” “My Husband” she replied. (It’s always the Husband). “What about the louse?” “He’s dead” (Oops my bad) Looking interested I asked “So how did …
We are going to have some fun with this; get ready, sit back and enjoy. I’m going to channel my inter Mickey Spillane with a touch of Elmore Leonard (the Russians)……so here we go! It starts with a Dame….It always starts with a Dame. I got the call, “Jav, you were referred as the best …