Happy Daze 3

Oh well so much for a reassessment from the lovely folks at BOA. Today we got our official counter and……yup apparently the folks in BFE know what a property is worth down the street from me. They must be using Zillow or drunk, unemployed appraisers/mortgage brokers/handiman/investors/etc……….. But I will not give up; I have a …

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Friday phone calls

Every Friday I get home, pour a single malt, sit on a lounge chair and wait for the “calls” They usually start out with “Hi Javier, sorry to be calling so late” and end with “have a nice weekend” HAHAHA, No you are not sorry, you just want to get this off your desk and …

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A real "Real Estate" post

Hey folks, we need properties again. It’s summer and it really sucks here so start moving. Plan on 275-285 a ft for a single fam on a dry lot, if you have a wet lot…..it’s because it’s been raining! If it’s a condo…..we don’t need the inventory, sorry. There, my monthly statistical post…enjoy.

Happy Daze part 2

And after further review BOA is re analyzing their original appraisal….no shit! When I got the news about the “small difference (400k)” of opinion/value between BOA and your Friendly Neighborhood Realtor, FNR went a bit “street” on BOA (causing a small restraining order but that’s for another day) and they are “reviewing” the file. What …

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Happy Daze!!!!!!!!!

We’re back, or so said the freaking idiot at Bank of America which stated the following a couple of days ago “your trying to steal that property, it’s worth 400k more than your offer” Now said property is a lovely 3/3 with a den that needs and not in any particular order; a new roof, …

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Run Javi, Run

Tip number 1, ono, one!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY, get the hell out of dodge (Miami) for the summer………really I mean it. Well by now you’ve read the reports about how nasty the Hurricane season is going to be and you may be wondering….what the hell has Jav done to bring this upon us? Here goes;In a …

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