So..If you have never been involved with a Realtor; here’s one example of what I have to put up with all day. This is a REAL email chain…..the names have been deleted to protect the….well you’ll get it once you read it. Editorial comments in ( ) Here Goes…. ——Original Message—— From: Agent To: Jav …
Ok, TRUE story…. Years ago I rented a property to a nice German couple (notice how the couples are always nice) and I got this call the following day… “Javier, is there any way that you could get rid of all the mosquitos in the yard?” I replied “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” Which after that, and again this …
No it’s not how many deals I have; It’s how many @#$%^& MOSQUITO’S I have KILLED in the last couple of days. These little @#$%^& have been all over me the last couple of days. They wait for me every morning at my front door like mini Jehovah’s witnesses but with more determination. They never …
Thank God I have a nice ride, because I am spending a lot of time in it.End of June ended with this kinda day. 7:30 Grove Office for paperwork/emails/accounting 9:30 BPO for a short sale listing And then the calls come in……AND AWAY I WENT. 10:30 Hang a sign in the Gables (which I just …
So remember that home with the bright, athletic and slightly psycho dogs with a death wish? Well I rented it to a nice couple with kids and yes……………………a freaking dog. I doing the walk thru and they introduce me to my new canine nemesis, And this one looks really fast……… He’s sleek, well toned and …
So your friendly neighborhood Realtor got himself in a bit of a heated conversation when I answered this question posted on Trulia the other day. Question was, and I quote; “We may be moving to Miami in the next few months. We have been looking at homes in Coconut Grove but been told that the …