Ok, TRUE story….
Years ago I rented a property to a nice German couple (notice how the couples are always nice) and I got this call the following day…
“Javier, is there any way that you could get rid of all the mosquitos in the yard?”
I replied “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
Which after that, and again this is a TRUE story, her dog barked at me in German and then bit me.
If it’s not the dogs its the freakin’ mosquitos!