Ok, I think I figured it out. I gave Ana a long board for Xmas and my MIL said I had “bad intentions” (but in Spanish and louder). So I got the “scooter” and after driving it (scootering it, whatever), the next day I found a clear liquid on the floor. My MIL said I …
Ok, so the Black Chevy Malibu with the nice chrome 22’s was just a rental. BUT this one is mine! I know this cause Ana paid for it……………I think she is trying to kill me. Retro Black with Tan seat, 0-50 really fast and it sounds like a leaf blower. So to the “Corns” you …
How exciting!!!!!!! So, I’m minding my own business on line when I get an email from FED EX with an official tracking number and all sorts of links and stuff. BUT that’s not the cool part; it’s from someone (someone to follow) in Time Warner and it’s from Hollywood!!!!!! Well y’all might know that I …
When we last left our dynamic duo, the “husband” had jut walked in…….. Now up to this point I wasthisclose to weaseling my way out of the listing and that’s when Hubby shows up. We looked at each other for what seemed a lifetime…. You know, like in those romantic comedies where no one dies …
Now we all know that Remax colors are Red/White/Blue (very patriotic) and when Erica showed up she was wearing the brand; red sweater/white tee/blue jeans problem was……..so was I. We looked like twins, only I’m a lot older, hairier and uglier. This could have turned into one of those bitter “Prom night” cat fights but …
Ok, so yesterday Erica asked me to join her on a listing appointment and being the “Muscle” in this operation I said “sure”. She then let me know that the appointment was at 6:30pm in………………..West Kendall. Now for those who know me, I have a special fondness for West Kendall, as I once occupied a …