No Vacancies part 2..

So Remember the “Indian…native American…Sitting Bull statue that we needed to evict? Most Folks would wait for a “Writ of Possession” BUT not us; We Call in these guys!!!!!!! If you can’t read Spanish (well first why not?) get someone who does to translate, this is a Classic “Only in Miami” moment.

New Stuff….

Year’s ago when I created my Website, I swore that it would always be different then the typical Realtor Site.I never wanted it to be a “Hey I’m the greatest (even though we are), kinda of Site” Did not want you to have to “sign in” or “register” to view it.I wanted it to read …

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Farmer Jav.

Sort of. Let’s just say I’m the “Dough” behind this little farming endeavor. Couple of weeks ago I saw a post where the Kids at Coconut Grove Elementary were starting a garden and each class needed some “Seed” money. Well Growing up in the Grove in the 60’s/70’s , I wanted to see what these …

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No Vacancies?

So, I’m pretty sure this does not happen to all those “fancy pants” Realtors out there who only do high end stuff BUT since we roll in all levels of the Real Estate spectrum, here’s a fun true story. It was another perfect August day in the Magic City (perfect “as it was hot and …

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Watson are you there?

Apparently he was but ATT was not! Wow, what a cluster#$%^.  today (I even went 2G), starting around 11am, it all went silent. Lots of “call failed” and “sorry but your call cannot be completed” to “Hey, my phone blows”! I remember when Ma Bell ruled, now I’m getting text’s from Sprint, T mobile and …

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One Billion part 2…

After several days on the market with no interest at the asking price of $1,5000,000,000.00 the Sellers reduced to $1,150,000.00 Now that is a Price Reduction! Speaking of price reductions. Sellers, please don’t reduce your listings by 5, 10k a pop. If you are finally going to make the move, reduce in 50k increments, this will …

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