In a continuing effort to keep all my Anglo brethren informed, below are several new words for you to embrace in this gig I call Real Estate. “Esplendid” “Very lighted house” “Lejeuse rd” Wouldn’t it have been easier to say ‘nice’ ‘bright’ and ’42 ave’ rather than inventing words?! One more for today; Satinless; which …
As some of you may know I have an REO division named “Erica” and we learn something the other day. When signing closing docs on Shitkickers, DO NOT bust out the fancy pens! “Mont Blanc” is not a fancy wine and you cannot keep trying to screw the top off.
My buddy Riley is giving me the “business” because I went with another deal on a home I just closed on Pamona Ave…..even to the point of probably letting me die next time we run a marathon (or tomorrow morning). Sorry dude.Truth is the home timed perfect for its price point and as a result had loads …
These will not show up in Websters BUT you must know them if you work Real Estate in the Magic City. So to help all of my Anglo Brothers & Sisters, here goes in an MLS Remarks format….. WORD (followed by meaning) This “ESPECTACULAR” (means really nice) and “GEORGOS” (means really pretty) home features a “WALKING CLOSETS” (these …
And I can multi-task with the best of them…… Every morning, I get up and check Emails, Voice Mails, Facebook updates and of course I do all of this with the Television on a News program (this ensures that I see whatever cute/scary video that is making the rounds, today it was a bull shark …
All hell broke loose. Being proud immigrants of this great country we take our 4th of July very seriously and celebrate by setting up a “tent city” (minus the overpass) on South Beach, this year was no different except the little surprise at the end of the day. After much celebrating we sat down to …