These will not show up in Websters BUT you must know them if you work Real Estate in the Magic City.
So to help all of my Anglo Brothers & Sisters, here goes in an MLS Remarks format…..
WORD (followed by meaning)
This “ESPECTACULAR” (means really nice) and “GEORGOS” (means really pretty) home features a “WALKING CLOSETS” (these are deep closets that stay in place) and a “ESTUPENDIDO (this means the same as ‘ESPECTACULAR AND GEORGOS” cottage that is “GRAN-FADERR-IN” (this means that what you think is legal is really illegal). The JARD (means yard) has a “JELLO FLAMBOYANT” (this is a yellow poinciana tree). Home has lots of “POTENCIAL” (ok, I’ll let this one go). Please note home is “NON FINANCIABLE” (this means that you will not get a loan), So you have to pay in “CASH” (this means I’m low balling you).
GOD I love this gig……