Dog Herder Story:Finished showing a property and heading back to office when I notice a BIG dog that looks familiar hauling ass across one of the busiest streets in the area. Fido cuts through traffic heading WEST doing about 40 mph’s and misses doggie heaven by this much. I being the thoughtful Realtor (and not …
Someone reminded me about this story (I did this) and will write about it tomorrow…….also my dog claiming home story from today (there is sex involved)…..good stuff or at least I think it is….. IF IT’S SUNDAY, IT’ MEET THE REALTOR………….press………..whatever………
Ended May with a great closing. Young couple bought a home from the original owners and it was a pleasure watching the parties interact at the closing. Stories were told;How one family member had done all of the iron work.How the kids had played in the garden with friends.Which neighbors had come and gone.What the …
Forgot to mention the Dog closing; Seller brings Dogs to closing to prove they had been vaccinated.Here in the great state of Miami, we lien your property if you do not vaccinate your pets. Now in true Miami fashion; only the responsible pet owners get penalized. All of the other pet owners who NEVER vaccinate, …
THE DOG DID IT!!!!! Here’s what happened: Storm blew in and Fido went a bit psycho and pushed that back door open.Being a pedigree (collage educated) it pushes the screen door open (I’ve seen this).Finds an escape point between the fences (seen this too), avoiding the need to use the gate code, (told you it …
Who says a Realtors life is mundane…………… Crime goes like this: Get an early morning distress call from from one of my listings, customer was out of town and when they get back this is what I hear; “The back door was wide open and one of the dog is gone!!!!!!!!, the cops are here …