MONICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes she is special and gets her own Blog post. So, I’ve known Monica for a while (she used to work at a really big company…but not anymore) and if there is any better testimony for my greatness as a Realtor….she is it. In the height of the Real Estate market I sold her a …

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All sorts of Stuff….

I know you all have been worried after the attempted “accident” perpetrated by my MIL but not to worry all good in “Javi world” The scooter is in the shop after several calls to road side assistance (several like in 12 calls….some assistance) I should be “drag racing” a pretty little powder blue car down …

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Clear liquid…

Ok, I think I figured it out. I gave Ana a long board for Xmas and my MIL said I had “bad intentions” (but in Spanish and louder). So I got the “scooter” and after driving it (scootering it, whatever), the next day I found a clear liquid on the floor. My MIL said I …

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New Ride (part 2)

Ok, so the Black Chevy Malibu with the nice chrome 22’s was just a rental. BUT this one is mine! I know this cause Ana paid for it……………I think she is trying to kill me. Retro Black with Tan seat, 0-50 really fast and it sounds like a leaf blower. So to the “Corns” you …

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Mystery Mail……

How exciting!!!!!!! So, I’m minding my own business on line when I get an email from FED EX with an official tracking number and all sorts of links and stuff. BUT that’s not the cool part; it’s from someone (someone to follow) in Time Warner and it’s from Hollywood!!!!!! Well y’all might know that I …

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Twins (the final episode).

When we last left our dynamic duo, the “husband” had jut walked in…….. Now up to this point I wasthisclose to weaseling my way out of the listing and that’s when Hubby shows up. We looked at each other for what seemed a lifetime…. You know, like in those romantic comedies where no one dies …

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