The one you have been waiting for…………….
Knowing that I would have the “hands” of another woman on me in the afternoon, I decided to do everything I was told today….just to be safe.
Ana wanted to ski; Check!
Ana wanted to shop; Check!
Ana wanted to go to Park City; Check!
Jav wanted a massage; CHECK!!!!!!!!!
So after two years, I returned to the scene of the crime..my first massage; and being a “pro”, I peed before I got there because………………..
THEY PUT MY FEET IN WARM WATER AGAIN!!!!!
No really, I came with a knot in my left shoulder the size of “12 SHORT SALES, 5 REO’S and a failed SEPTIC TANK in a pear tree“ and my masseuse was ready.
After some small talk (this happens when you are faced down in a little round pillow and are mumbling answers) she decided to get down to business and apply all of her weight down on my “right “ shoulder.
After“Dusty Rhodeing“ my back for an hour she asked me to turnover and this is when it got good……
She said and I quote “let me work your “PECS”‘
OH MY GOD, I HAVE PECS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW; After the pain subsided I felt great.
Thanks for putting up with me and good luck on your upcoming marathon run.