IN HONOR OF MY FATHER…Part 3

Someone asked (and I know who you are) “what the heck is Bombea Chico Y Agunata”.Well after consulting with Google China………………..NADA, those @#$%^& Rich Commies. I am proud to say that this term is my Dad’s and my Dad’s only. If you survived “Mantando el Crocodilo” then you automatically got promoted to “Bombea y Agunata” …

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IN HONOR OF MY FATHER…Part 2

Ok, so in keeping with my Dads “Matando el Crocodilo” mandate; when I did my “inheritance addition” I installed an electric water heater and felt that I had finally vanquished the “Crocodilo”. HAHAHAHA…… Those Crocodilos are hard to kill and for years I had my own hot water issues. They went something like this; “JAV……… …

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IN HONOR OF MY FATHER, Part 1……….

So for years in my childhood home we would ” Matar el Crocodilo” translation (Kill the Crocodile) every once in a while and please note that this should not be confused with another Gonzalez trait of “Bombea Chico y aguanta” Now this ritual would happen usually on the coldest days of the year and went …

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Kissing a Gecko……..

and not in a good way….. Ok, Its technically not a Gecko (Mr. Corns) it is known as a “Cuban Knight Anole” and yes I was performing CPR on one yesterday afternoon. After a cold spell, I found one “stiff” (and not in a good way) in my pool and having been raised a caring …

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SEE I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SNOW IN FLORIDA……Yeah, I know it’s in Ocala (they deserve it) but it’s only a matter of time before we get it here in Miami. To prove it, pics of my “Guanavana” tree” which was perfectly full of leaves a couple of days ago and now its NAKED and not in a good way. Hermit …

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IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A French woman has stopped smoking and for no apparent reason….That alone should make you “Favorite runner”Way to go “Frenchy“, now as for the tattoo? Ok, now that is one miracle, lets move on to another one (or two to be exact). First, it’s going to snow soon….remember my previous post. Second, Folks you are …

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