Hey folks, we need properties again. It’s summer and it really sucks here so start moving. Plan on 275-285 a ft for a single fam on a dry lot, if you have a wet lot…..it’s because it’s been raining! If it’s a condo…..we don’t need the inventory, sorry. There, my monthly statistical post…enjoy.
And after further review BOA is re analyzing their original appraisal….no shit! When I got the news about the “small difference (400k)” of opinion/value between BOA and your Friendly Neighborhood Realtor, FNR went a bit “street” on BOA (causing a small restraining order but that’s for another day) and they are “reviewing” the file. What …
We’re back, or so said the freaking idiot at Bank of America which stated the following a couple of days ago “your trying to steal that property, it’s worth 400k more than your offer” Now said property is a lovely 3/3 with a den that needs and not in any particular order; a new roof, …
Tip number 1, ono, one!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY, get the hell out of dodge (Miami) for the summer………really I mean it. Well by now you’ve read the reports about how nasty the Hurricane season is going to be and you may be wondering….what the hell has Jav done to bring this upon us? Here goes;In a …
Tip 2 and one of my favorites. Every time a Hurricane approaches they tell you to stock up and of course buy lots of bottled water….HUH. You head over to the local store and there ain’t no water…..Damn, here’s a secret. Last I checked if the electricity goes off…..the tap still works; so turn it …
Not tip but post. OK this is the best tip that you will get about preping for a storm. CUT BACK YOUR TREES, CAUSE IF YOU DON”T “LISA” WILL!!!!!!!! If you have palms; castrate them, nothing major just get rid of the “Nuts”. If you have Oaks/Mahogany’s/Banyan’s/Poincianas/etc; air them out, let the winds blow “Through” …