Oh Heaven…..

Had an appraisal this morning and as I had a tough September with these “kitty cats”, I did not know what to expect. When I walked in, owner was chilling and I asked her if the appraiser was in.She said “Yup, around the kitchen measuring the home. I held my breath as I approached the …

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Key Limes, part Dos

Yup, the Corns have Key Limes!How do I know this? Well, we were all invited to a Kids party (more on this later) and I brought a sample of an “official” Key Lime and presented it with great fan fare (it involved a speeding car) to Mr/Ms Corns. He took it and here I quote …

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Attack of Millipedes!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so every morning you wake up and see hundreds of these little guys all over the place.On your walls, floors, bath…etc. They are either crawling or rolled up in little balls (defensive mode) but if you ever see them like this…..leave them alone!!!!! They are doing the wild thing and creating new little “Millies” …

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He owes how much????

“10 large” was the lovely young ladies reply. But all I heard was “your screwed Jav”…. This particular “Reply” came from a Condo Association in SoBe that my client was in negotiations to lease a unit in.We all had agreed to terms, move in date and were basically ready to go when we were informed …

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And you wonder why…

Yes, these two have a Florida Drivers license. If you see them on the road, please contact me ASAP as they have stole their parents SUV and are out only to cause trouble.

October….

Keeping on the Key lime theme from yesterday, October is upon us and things start getting good in Mia-Am-Mee; let’s get in the “fall” mood and celebrate why we put up with the Summer heat and rain. “While they are freezing up in Buffalo, stuck in their cars, we’re lying here neath the sun and …

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