Heard a great “Inspection” story today on the semi weekly death run in the middle of the afternoon. Inspector saw a propane tank at a home, noticed that at one time there was a pool heater attached to it and being a professional (non regulated) inspector, called the non existing pool heater as needing repair/replacement! Huh?Really, no really? …
Oh and how I love them! What’s a train wreck in my Gig you ask? Well it involves several deals tied into one particular person (engine) where no one gets hurt (psychically). This is a true story currently under production. We have a Listing in Kendall and a Buyer sees it at a Sunday open house.Buyer …
Over qualified person decides that Real Estate is not for them. My new Admin (who was very good BTW) decided after a couple of weeks of seeing what we do every day, that….and I quote “you have to be f@#$%^& crazy to do this!” And with that, she kissed me good bye and walked out the …
Over qualified person has joined our team; welcome Marili as our new Admin/closing coordinator. After helping her buy (or not) a home, she was so impressed (or surprised that anyone can do this job) that she asked if I had an opening available….and lo behold I did. I had been looking to add a position for quite …
So here’s why I don’t do statistic, they might work in the real world but this is MIAMI……and everyone knows that we ain’t in the real world; just go to South Beach. Latest one that came out was that we (Miami-Dade) pay more then half of our income in rental expense and this made us number …
And have not written anything all month but that is about to change. Lots of good stories to tell, we’ll start with the “Lies” and move on to “Appraisers” (I now love them). Stay tuned!