I’m sorry….
I’ll explain tomorrow but keep an eye on the tropics……..
My Magic City
Posturing!
Oh and how I love it! By now you know I love this gig but it involves alot of……how……..should I say this without coming off a Liar? Oh yeah, It involves Lying; of course we in the Biz call it Puffery!!!! Now being in sales since I was about 2 years old, I heard an old saying …
Words you should know part 2
In a continuing effort to keep all my Anglo brethren informed, below are several new words for you to embrace in this gig I call Real Estate. “Esplendid” “Very lighted house” “Lejeuse rd” Wouldn’t it have been easier to say ‘nice’ ‘bright’ and ’42 ave’ rather than inventing words?! One more for today; Satinless; which …
REO R.I.P.
As some of you may know I have an REO division named “Erica” and we learn something the other day. When signing closing docs on Shitkickers, DO NOT bust out the fancy pens! “Mont Blanc” is not a fancy wine and you cannot keep trying to screw the top off.
BIDDING WAR!!!
My buddy Riley is giving me the “business” because I went with another deal on a home I just closed on Pamona Ave…..even to the point of probably letting me die next time we run a marathon (or tomorrow morning). Sorry dude.Truth is the home timed perfect for its price point and as a result had loads …
Words you should know…..
These will not show up in Websters BUT you must know them if you work Real Estate in the Magic City. So to help all of my Anglo Brothers & Sisters, here goes in an MLS Remarks format….. WORD (followed by meaning) This “ESPECTACULAR” (means really nice) and “GEORGOS” (means really pretty) home features a “WALKING CLOSETS” (these …