What is it…..

With Realtor’s and “Time”? Yesterday I had one that was “just around the corner” and 45 minutes later, “she was almost here” and…..I left. But in the meantime I was having this lovely email exchange… Hi Javier,My clients are very interested in viewing this property. Are you available to show either tomorrow or Wednesday? I …

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More good news?

Not only was I found to be “Sufficient” for the sale of a Shitkicker but I am apparently color blind!In the last 2 days I have been given explicit directions in HIGHLIGHTED CAPS; so far the colors of choice are bright RED and “Jello” These guys have no talent as real Realtors, all they know …

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Tweet!!!!

You asked and I listened….in 140 characters or less. Get ready for my “unique” look at Real Estate in My Magic City. @GottaJavMiami Follow you will be entertained……

Good News….

Not only am I number 2 (Realtor “A”) in the Grove BUT yesterday I found out I was “Sufficient”…. HUH?Yup, we place an offer on a “ShitKicker” for a wopping 100k and this was the reply from the Seller; and I quote: “The Seller has reviewed the offer and deemed it materially sufficient” Ok Kids, …

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We’re number 2……

Huh? You know how Riley sends out those mailers saying that he has sold the most homes in the Grove? Well I’m proud to say that I am Realtor “A” in Riley’s mailings, maybe that’s why I don’t do mailers. So, take that Realtors B, C and D….whoever you are; we’re number 2….and I kinda …

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Could it be?

All the signs say so. Suitcases-Check! Cell phone on International-Check! Hair/Make up-Check! This can only mean one thing………. My “MIL” is hitting the road and it’s not even January. OH HAPPY DAYS!!!!!