Ok, now I have seen all sorts of stuff in my professional career (goes back a ton of years) but this past week brought in a new one……..God I love this gig.
So I’m doing my Realtor thing; showing property to one of my favorite customers and we are looking at kitchens, bedrooms, bathrooms, gardens…..in short we are “touring homes” (that’s what the old timers call it).
Well I did not know that “touring” involved “Livestock”.
We are doing the “touring” thing and walk into a home; all looks normal until we get to a bathroom door and it has a little sign the states “Little Princess”……ahhh… how cute she must be a little girl.
Since we are “touring”, we open the door and……………………..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We were attacked by a large swine looking pig thing and not in a “Babe” way.
OK, the “swine” was not a vicious wild boar but a cute “Little Princess”….who smelled like hell.
So when you go list your property and the Agent tells you to take down personal photos, de-clutter and clear counters…..make sure you DO NOT mention the “Livestock”….
We might just turn it into bacon!!!!!!!!!!