Why you ask?
Here goes; been a little Rut (feeling beige as I like to call it) and decided to make a change.
Nothing big, just shave whatever I got going on my face and as soon as the blade hit the skin, the following transpires:
“Caca happens”
“I lose”
“You say tomato”
In short, three deals went to hell in a matter of minutes.
BTW; I no longer own a shaver.