OK now it’s personal……………..

So I’m minding my own business when this appears on my email; HOW OLD IS YOUR DOG. WTF; I don’t care, hell I have enough of my own problems for the folks at “Real Age” to worry about my dogs. I think this is Lassie’s owners getting back at me……..

Why do Motorcycles have windshields………

How does this relate to Real Estate, beats the hell out of me BUT why do they? Saw some Dude on a BMW bike with the whole “bikes R us” get up and it has this tiny windshield, whats it for? Protect you from wind? Rain? Does it have little wipers? Keep bugs out of …

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The sex story………..

This is for adults only as it involves alternative lifestyle relations. Gotcha reading don’t I…………………Showing a property with a wee bit of a lassie in the home and the potential Buyer also has a wee bit of a lassie with them. What I mean by “wee bit” is those dogs that always are “looking up” …

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Canine story’s continued….

Dog Herder Story:Finished showing a property and heading back to office when I notice a BIG dog that looks familiar hauling ass across one of the busiest streets in the area. Fido cuts through traffic heading WEST doing about 40 mph’s and misses doggie heaven by this much. I being the thoughtful Realtor (and not …

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Dog Herder……

Someone reminded me about this story (I did this) and will write about it tomorrow…….also my dog claiming home story from today (there is sex involved)…..good stuff or at least I think it is….. IF IT’S SUNDAY, IT’ MEET THE REALTOR………….press………..whatever………