Llama Maria…

Que? (Spanish for Huh) One of my favorite sayings and the meaning is taken from an old joke told to me by my Dad. Goes something like this…. Guy is interviewing for a job as a train conductor and the boss starts by asking a hypothetical question as to what he would do if 2 …

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Smells like?

Garlic…..So I’m sitting at my desk, punching away on my keyboard when I start to smell my Mother’s kitchen….”Sofrito” with a hint of Garlic…. I ask my staff if they can smell this wonderful aroma and they look at me like I’m nuts but I keep smelling it and I keep asking and they keep …

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Why Coconut Grove?

Folks ask me all the time “Jav, what is it about Coconut Grove that you love?” Outside of her natural beauty (a rarity in Miami) the Grove’s location is perfect for all that Miami has to offer. Last Weekend; Friday; Dinner with friends in South MiamiSaturday Morning; Workout in Coral Gables and after dropped off Erica …

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Are you F#$%^& crazy?

Just a quick WTF post; In the last minute we got this counter offer from some Realtor in BFE;290.0 (Listed at 299.0 not worth a penny over 250.0) and at 1.5% commission payment……know what we said? Are you F#$%^& crazy? It’s Friday in Miami, know what else just happen?I just got a call from some …

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What is it…..

With Realtor’s and “Time”? Yesterday I had one that was “just around the corner” and 45 minutes later, “she was almost here” and…..I left. But in the meantime I was having this lovely email exchange… Hi Javier,My clients are very interested in viewing this property. Are you available to show either tomorrow or Wednesday? I …

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More good news?

Not only was I found to be “Sufficient” for the sale of a Shitkicker but I am apparently color blind!In the last 2 days I have been given explicit directions in HIGHLIGHTED CAPS; so far the colors of choice are bright RED and “Jello” These guys have no talent as real Realtors, all they know …

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