2 more to go……

Tip 2 and one of my favorites. Every time a Hurricane approaches they tell you to stock up and of course buy lots of bottled water….HUH. You head over to the local store and there ain’t no water…..Damn, here’s a secret. Last I checked if the electricity goes off…..the tap still works; so turn it …

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# 200

Not tip but post. OK this is the best tip that you will get about preping for a storm. CUT BACK YOUR TREES, CAUSE IF YOU DON”T “LISA” WILL!!!!!!!! If you have palms; castrate them, nothing major just get rid of the “Nuts”. If you have Oaks/Mahogany’s/Banyan’s/Poincianas/etc; air them out, let the winds blow “Through” …

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The wrong stuff..

No tip in 3, just a commentary………gee what a surprise. Remember needy Monday?Well one of my favorite “needies” called me to ask about what I thought about impact windows? Now they knew the answer already, but being Monday they felt “what the hell, let’s drive Jav crazy” and they did and so began my yearly …

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Ok, now where was I?

Everyone is now getting on board with this Hurricane thing. Just got an email from “Anonymous” updating me on the names of this years storms. Alex, Bonnie, Colin, Danielle, Earl, Fiona, Gaston, Hermine, Igor, Julia, Karl, Lisa, Matthew, Nicole, Otto, Paula, Richard, Shary, Tomas, Virginie, Walter……. Now while they have concerns about Earl & Otto; …

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They started before I could finish my 10 tips. Yesterday I was working out at the strange hour of daytime TV (who watches this crap?) and on came the weather and they were ALREADY starting with a “potential” low pressure system building somewhere in China…… Then not to be out done, the herald (god bless …

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Needy Mondays…….

Ok,So now I know what all you do on the weekends………You think of things for me to do on Monday mornings!!! Today the calls started coming in at 7:49 am, then…8:008:108:238:318:44 A small breather and off we went at 9am……..till you all got tired of me at sometime around 7:30pm. The other day I was …

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