Not only “Chopping”….

Why do I love this Gig I call Real Estate in Mia-Am-Mi???? Cause every once in a while I get this as a property description on a MLS Listing. “Speaker in whole house, jacuzzi in master bedroom, walking closets, nice barbecue area, accordion shutters, trash compactor , impact windows, central vacum system,” Yup, in this …

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“Chopping” Center

“Chopping” in English is “Shopping” and we just picked one up to manage. Now the reason its a Chopping Center is that it’s located on Flagler and nothing against my people but DAMN guys Chopping? Really? Now it is a special place where all the stores pretty much sell the same thing and my favorite …

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I am Back….Again and again and….

Ok, I know you have heard me say this before but this time I’m really back and will begin writing profusely…………..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…….. Oh where was I? So if you have not been staying updated on my professional life (and why would you unless you are some deranged stalker or debt collector (more on this on another post)) …

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HOMES ARE HOMES!

Not stocks! Look, I know there’s a lot to be said about homes being “safe” investments… but as you know, that’s looong term only. For all those trying to make a quick buck on real estate, be warned: “The bottom line is that there is no reason to assume that the real estate market is …

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I HATE MAPS!

  So here’s Miami’s latest “Median 1-bedroom rent” map… (via the New Times) • Park West as the 2nd most expensive area? Really? I could throw a stone in the air here in the Grove and it will land higher rent than $2565 • $1500 /month for a one bedroom in Gables Estates? Have you …

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Here we go again…

Here’s what happens when you build to sell, rather than build to what you need: Miami Developers Desperately Trying to Sell Condos to Chinese