F@#$%^& Cheetos eating, game boy playing, lily white, computer hackers have hacked me.
Now before I go and find them in their Mama’s basement and kick their ass…..or at least give them a serious wedgie, I called the Anti Hacker.
In he comes with a small black bag, sits in my desk and turns on the CPU (that’s computer speak for the computer thingy thats on the floor) and promptly states……”you have a Virus”.
Well he starts to type and click and even a couple of double clicks and the CPU starts weezing and 3 hours later………..who knows, the “AH” seems to be a nice guy but deep down he could be one of them……
He does smell of Cheetos.