So, let me tell you a story; if you ever and I MEAN EVER WANT to cause a natural disaster (including but not limited to) hurricanes, droughts, market fluctuations or just general mishaps………..call me….I have a PHD.
Where do I begin, let’s start with my;
Wedding Date…………5/5/1984, the “Cinco de Mayo” is not the key, but the year 1984 is.
Our wedding was fab, 400 of our closes friends…..which Ana and I only knew about 10 (OK, her perants had a fab wedding) and our honeymoon was on a quaint little island better known as “ Oh yeah, the USA just invaded it” and no Cubans allowed.
Or how about the Closing date of our home in Coconut Grove……..8/24/ 1992, the year was mundane.
OH but what a special day in Miami………a little “blow” better known as Hurricane Andrew. Close, hell we could not even find the house.
Fashion week; Paris………..1995,
Cindy, Linda and Elle (yeah baby that’s what I’m talking about) and a little international incident that happens 2 minutes after we pass by said international incident……let’s just say it went “BOOM” and we were stopped/interrogated at the train station.
The years become a blur and not in any particular order;
Crusie ship sinks……
Several draughts cause by my attempt at growing grass (sod, not weed) even though that’s all I have in my yard…….
Cardboard Crash of 2000…
Several Birthday getta aways shorten by several “windstorms”….2003 and 2004
BUT OUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT WAS; October 24, 2005………
Yes, Ana and I caused Hurricane Wilma. You have to figure that with all of the hell we had raised we would have learned not to travel during season…..So we plan a 2 week trip in LATE OCTOBER to Seattle and there is never, ever a Hurricane in late October….HAHAHAHAH as soon as we stepped on the plane, you know the story.
That was until this weekend and we have up the anty for all would be travlers…………8/30/2009
As soon as I picked up the tickets, confirmed the car/hotel…in comes DANNY, who is DANNY….well click on this link.
See where DANNY is headed?
You guessed it, we’ll be there………
WTF a Hurricane in MAINE???????????????