Dust to Dust….. Ok if you need any more proof that I control “natural” catastrophes (damn that’s a big word) here’s more proof. Remember that recent little “burp” that stopped all air traffic in Europe? Yup, it was me. I had this listing forever and I finally have someone who is perfect for the home.The …
After a successful pregnancy (9 month short sale), my Buyers gave birth to a bubbling baby Town Home. This 2 bed/2 bath bundle of joy has big eyes (windows/doors) no hair (tile floors) and all of her parts (stainless appliances)…… She will be sleeping/eating/pooping in one of the coolest places in Kendall (yes, I do …
4 closing in one day, yup rolling in the dough. HAHAHAHA Anyone that is actually selling Real Estate knows that a closing does not equal dough. The most dreaded words to a starving Realtor “we have not funded yet”. So out of the 4 planned closings; 2 closed with no dough.1 postponed due to Condo …
OMG, we are being threaten by a new wave of terrorism that the Dick Cheney did not warn me about…………..Canadians!!!!!!! Ok, We all know they can’t drive, say “EH” alot, like Hockey and are pretty funny (Stephen Colbert) but I was not aware that they were a terrorist threat to Hollywood Florida. Well apparently they …
As in Jav you are a fool. Why do I know this?Well outside of the abundant obvious reasons; I think my new admin is playing me. She’s all and I quote “Sunshine and Happy” but she only works like 2 hrs, comes in late, always has a sick kid, drives a lame rental and is …
Had finally settled and the air had quickly cleared, things were better off then I had feared” Another day, another deal…sss Off we go to do 2 REO battles, a little bidding war on a small home and try to knock some sense into my builder friend (good luck on the last one) SHOW TIME!!!!!!! …