“Three by Butt Twenty One” WHAT! These are translated Cuban expressions that mean complete CHAOS! And my Monday is starting to feel like I’m going to be hit by a “Water Zero”…. Lot’s of balls in the air and keeping them there is why I make the big bucks!!!
Ok Kids, I need you to stay with me as I am going to tell one of the all time best Real Estate stories ever told. This story has everything thing that reality TV requires; Over Priced Listings, Flaky Realtors, Booze, SEX and yes…..pretty people. Stay tuned!
To Riley and his lovely wife as they await their new addition. But I worry about the boy……. His Real estate Group; all Girl’s! At Home; all Girl’s! This poor boy is surrounded by so much estrogen, it’s no wonder he runs eight miles in the middle of the day. Boy sure glad I’m not in …
A few of my loyal readers…ok my only reader of this blog asked “So Jav, what’s up with the black shorts”? FASHION UPDATE!!!! After sleeping with a big shot at Saks Fifth Ave (for the last 28 years), they (She) finally decided that Black shorts would be a good thing to stock and lo and behold they …
No, not a new Housing bubble….though if you are buying in Coconut Grove it may feel like it……. UNLESS!!!!!!!!!!!! You speak with a certain appraiser who just appraised one of my RECENTLY (as in 4 months ago) appraised properties for…..10k less! HUH? Yup, good news would be Buyers (who are bidding for very little inventory and …
2005? Remember how the market in Coconut Grove was trending? Remember how a couple of years ago all those Zillow Buyers were telling you that you had to discount 50%? Remember how I said….”Uh no”? This past week we listed 7 properties and we spaced them out to be able to show them. We had …