Like in my “Right” hand was refusing to type. For those that have seen me type, you know that I employ the “Hunt & Peck” method preferred by Pre Historic man. Pre Historic as in “I’m not taking typing class, that’s for girls” If you are of my generation (Cuban and a bit slow), you …
So this new admin is starting to show her true spirit. After dealing with the Canadian Terrorist threat to Hollywood, she got a thank you note from all parties involved in the transaction. One of the folks was especially smitten by her charms stating and I quote “You were a true bright spot in a …
Dust to Dust….. Ok if you need any more proof that I control “natural” catastrophes (damn that’s a big word) here’s more proof. Remember that recent little “burp” that stopped all air traffic in Europe? Yup, it was me. I had this listing forever and I finally have someone who is perfect for the home.The …
After a successful pregnancy (9 month short sale), my Buyers gave birth to a bubbling baby Town Home. This 2 bed/2 bath bundle of joy has big eyes (windows/doors) no hair (tile floors) and all of her parts (stainless appliances)…… She will be sleeping/eating/pooping in one of the coolest places in Kendall (yes, I do …
4 closing in one day, yup rolling in the dough. HAHAHAHA Anyone that is actually selling Real Estate knows that a closing does not equal dough. The most dreaded words to a starving Realtor “we have not funded yet”. So out of the 4 planned closings; 2 closed with no dough.1 postponed due to Condo …
OMG, we are being threaten by a new wave of terrorism that the Dick Cheney did not warn me about…………..Canadians!!!!!!! Ok, We all know they can’t drive, say “EH” alot, like Hockey and are pretty funny (Stephen Colbert) but I was not aware that they were a terrorist threat to Hollywood Florida. Well apparently they …