The Challenge!

I review the appraisal and without much effort make some simple square foot adjustments and “Voila” an instant 20K in value. Some boring background here: When Appraisers measure a home they actually measure the home and only count the “Living spaces” they measured BUT they use Measurement’s supplied by County Tax records for the comps; they do …

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So Soon?

Yesterday when I went out to get the paper in my stylish boxer shorts I found TWO bags filled with news print. The “El Herald” was laying there and that can only mean one thing; She’s coming back!!!! Yes, the “MIL” (Mother in Law) is back in the hood, oh what wonders await. This morning there …

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New Listing!

Ok, my Neighbors ad says I’m sold out…….so why am I sitting at an Open House for a new listing? (Damn that ad worked well). If you know anyone looking for an a nice home on an acre lot, give us a shout; the skinny below. A lovely acre Estate awaits you in soon to be gated South Gables…DO …

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SUV 2

We had a closing the other day and needed to move some items from the home. “Call a mover” you say? I say “you are a wimp!” Remember how I said forget “Car Fax” and just never buy any car I have ever driven? Further proof that you have been warned……… BTW; the yellow one …

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We’re number ONE!!!!!!!!!

In shark bites!!!!!!!!!! Take that New York! “Yo no creo El Herald”…….old 90’s saying in the “Cuban 305”

This job…..

Will drive most sane people crazy and most crazy people…..sane. One of the coolest things about this gig is that we meet ALL sorts of folks, from the sane to the crazies and every once in a while you get the “Cool”. Cool as in; I use to live where the Mayfair is and could …

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