Greatest Real Estate Story Ever Chapter 2

First, Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving and here is chapter 2! Recap; A Dame, a tear and a story….. I handed her my hankie and asked her “why the tears sweetheart?” “My Husband” she replied. (It’s always the Husband). “What about the louse?” “He’s dead” (Oops my bad) Looking interested I asked “So how did …

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Greatest Real Estate Story Ever!

We are going to have some fun with this; get ready, sit back and enjoy. I’m going to channel my inter Mickey Spillane with a touch of Elmore Leonard (the Russians)……so here we go! It starts with a Dame….It always starts with a Dame. I got the call, “Jav, you were referred as the best …

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Llama Maria…

Que? (Spanish for Huh) One of my favorite sayings and the meaning is taken from an old joke told to me by my Dad. Goes something like this…. Guy is interviewing for a job as a train conductor and the boss starts by asking a hypothetical question as to what he would do if 2 …

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Smells like?

Garlic…..So I’m sitting at my desk, punching away on my keyboard when I start to smell my Mother’s kitchen….”Sofrito” with a hint of Garlic…. I ask my staff if they can smell this wonderful aroma and they look at me like I’m nuts but I keep smelling it and I keep asking and they keep …

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Why Coconut Grove?

Folks ask me all the time “Jav, what is it about Coconut Grove that you love?” Outside of her natural beauty (a rarity in Miami) the Grove’s location is perfect for all that Miami has to offer. Last Weekend; Friday; Dinner with friends in South MiamiSaturday Morning; Workout in Coral Gables and after dropped off Erica …

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Are you F#$%^& crazy?

Just a quick WTF post; In the last minute we got this counter offer from some Realtor in BFE;290.0 (Listed at 299.0 not worth a penny over 250.0) and at 1.5% commission payment……know what we said? Are you F#$%^& crazy? It’s Friday in Miami, know what else just happen?I just got a call from some …

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