I LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok ,so remember the “I won” Short Sale post? Well I didn’t! After working my magic to get it approved the Buyers decided that they did not want to buy it…..whats a little spalling and bad roof among friends? Now normally I would write all sorts of nasty things about the buyers BUT in this …

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You say tomato,

I say WTF! Working a deal and all is going a bit to well, so you just know something is about to go Boom. This Boom was special as it involved square footage that you could physically touch (walls/windows/floor/roof/electrical) but since it did not have something you could not touch (Air conditioning) the lovely appraiser …

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Caulking anyone?

Think your job is exciting, try this on the 28th floor. Picture this: There you are reseraching something important online (like lady Gaga and a giraffe), when all of a sudden you hear a tap on you window……….AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

If you want cool

Get ready to pay for it. I get this all the time, goes something like this: “Hey Jav, looking for something really cool” Jav; “OK, tell me more?” Cool person; “You know, an updated 3/2, 2000 sq ft, pool, garage….for 400k” Jav; “Cool, have you looked in Indiana?” CP; “Huh” J; “No really, have you?”…. …

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Damn its hot!

Day 41 in the “Holy shit, I said I would run how long”? Losing some weight, gaining a nice tan but it’s Hot out here in SoBe…..and not in a good way as in “oh baby, your so hot” more like “F#$%^ it’s hotter than hell out here” While I promote a healthy lifestyle that …

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