Was that I was not elected….really.
I’m way to busy in my real paying job.
While I was running for commissioner, I stated many times that I would serve only 4 years, I would not do the social political crap and I would not leave my paying job which is this Gig I call Real Estate…..plus I said a lot about flying cars and Maserati’s.
During this whole campaign thing, I kept my full time Gig and I cannot begin to tell you the difficulties in managing all aspects of both; talk about problem solving.
Which brings me to this observation…..
For those who say “I want someone who is not a politician elected”…..well your lying, you not only want a politician, you are conditioned by all sorts of “folks” to electing the same type of politician.
The “folks” call it “Narrative”…
I called it “Bull Shit”…
Not because I’m some big shot Realtor and I don’t want to “take” appointment calls BUT there is a reason we have a “Show Assist” button on the MLS.
For those who do not know this…and by the amount of calls I get it looks like this…….
“Oh Jav, now you are so important that we can’t speak with you?”
No, it’s not because I don’t want to talk to you, it’s because I am old and will forget that you called me.
Plus half the time I am driving, or with clients or at home or running or hitting golf balls or………..
OK you are right, I don’t want to talk to you!
Dear fellow Realtors, use the damn button….please.
Since my crushing political defeat I have been trying to get back into the swing of things and this morning I went out for a nice 3 mile run, so if you see me hobbling along today you know why.
BTW; speaking of crushing defeat….let me tell ya it is way tough running a campaign AND holding down a full time Gig that requires the time that mine does. (Lorry Woods knows same).
True story on Election day (11/3), I had to do an appraisal and negotiate 2 contracts all the while trying to get some final votes…..and you can guess which one I did better!
Well I’m Off to a new listing property photo shoot (529 Navarre ave), leaving early cause everything hurts this morning…
GottaJav some Tylenol.
Apparently it’s the end of the year and I think I may have missed a few things over the Summer/Fall with me being all political and stuff.
BUT the Rain and Heat has not been one of them….
Traditionally this heat/rain thingy is a Summer event, which is when “Mee-am-mi” has a rash of Rich Dude flight. All the white dudes head to their “mountain” cabins in places that “you can’t there from here” and all of my people head to Harbour island (No clue why) but each and everyone of them returns for the glorious fall weather that we are famous for (or in time to see the Dolphins begin another losing season).
Which brings me to WTF….it’s November and It’s raining buckets, it’s hot as hell and the mosquitoes are out in full force.
But I have good news for all of you folks who have been “rusting”, we are about to go into at least a 3 month drought starting next week.
Come on, by now you know I control the weather and this coming week in a fall tradition of my own I will lay grass in my yard so that when all the Cuban “Pilgrims” come to eat turkey (we also eat turkey, not pork like you were thinking..racist) our yard will look really nice.
But since Grass needs water………no rain for at least 3 months.
You are welcome.
Why do I love this Gig I call Real Estate in Mia-Am-Mi????
Cause every once in a while I get this as a property description on a MLS Listing.
“Speaker in whole house, jacuzzi in master bedroom, walking closets, nice barbecue area, accordion shutters, trash compactor , impact windows, central vacum system,”
Yup, in this place you get:
1 Speaker, Walking Closets (This is a classic), a trash compactor AND Vacum (which just sounds nasty)….also just to complete the picture the home is “CUSTOME MADE”
I can’t make this stuff up!
You just GottaJav it!